1. It’s fairytale time.
2. Off to Neverland!!!
3. Bae isn’t dead? Oh boy.
4. Once Upon A Time should be renamed “Daddy Issues”
5. Peter Pan is the most annoying character.
6. I lied. Henry is worse.
7. Snow and Charming are annoying as hell too.
8. Why do I watch this show?
9. Oh there’s Hook ;)
10. Him and Emma are kissing.
11. Alright, I’m back on the bandwagon.
12. But actually… Henry needs to die.
13. I don’t understand Snow and Charming’s logic.
14. Does Pan get his eyebrows done?
15. I wonder if these lost boys have more than one outfit.
16. Wait, Emma and the gang have been wearing the same clothes for days.
17. I wonder what Hook smells like, probably a hot pirate stench.
18. Hook is throwing some shade… dream shade. God I’m hilarious.
19. Hook’s brother is pretty hot.
20. Thank god Hook got rid of that bowl cut and got all scruffy for me. I mean for the show. I mean what?
21. Shit just got real.
22. Snow needs to STFU.
23. Drink every time Snow cries.
24. Drink every time someone says “magic always comes with a price”
25. OMG its Ariel!
26. Cartoon Prince Eric > OUAT Prince Eric
27. Why is Henry alive.
28. When are Emma and Hook going to hook up?
29. Regina FTW!
30. Belle & Ariel team up!! OH YAH!!
31. Snow and Charming are having a domestic…
32. God they’re annoying.
33. Emma needs to use magic more often.
34. Wendy is a shady bitch.
35. She should go see whoever does Pan’s eyebrows.
36. How does Emma have two hotties chasing after her and I get no one.
37. She would choose Henry over the hotties.
38. Henry is ruining everything!!!
39. Henry and Pan are the worst characters created.
40. I’m over this show.
41. Its 4am. Enough binge watching. Time for bed.